kaleidoscope eyes
ilikesimplethings:

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fuckyeahlaughters:

Get the Best Medicine here :)
Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

duuuh-cici:

teacher:

other kids:

me:

I will never remember this. I can imagine though.

definitely using this .